Diesel

Someone or something is massive, absolutely gigantic, you have never seen something that huge before.

Troy: Oh man you should of seen the size of my boyfriends dick, it was fuckin diesel!

Jeff: Wow you are fuckin gay! Get the hell away from me you freak!

by Marfing November 13, 2006

Diesel

Another word for penis, dick, or male sex organ

I am going to give that bitch some diesel tonight

by Pele Jackson Jr. December 17, 2008

Diesel

One who deletes your facebook comment(s) on his/her statuses or thier status itself because you either made them look stupid/like a fool or because you were right in an argument.

"He deleted my facebook comment, what a Diesel!"

"Lol he dieseled my facebook comment!"

"Stop being a Diesel!"

by BroncosFan21 January 1, 2011

Dieseled

To engage in the act of drinking copious volumes of beer and devolving into a single cellular state.

Steve was so dieseled he was STBD - shit the bed drunk.

by sherbasaurus January 24, 2016

Dieselness

The quality of acting like a total homo-erotic douche. For example, a guy noticing when another male classmate has purchased new Diesel jeans.

"Man, that dude has a lot of dieselness, what a fag!"

by the antidouche May 6, 2010

Dieseled

A man with a shaved head and who is muscular.

That dude is Dieseled.

by mensan65 April 8, 2009

on that diesel

To be drinking distilled spirits,e.g., vodka, gin rum ,cognac etc................!

Man he was all dieseled up!, I was trying to keep him from getting dieseled.

I used to get on that diesel all the time.

by mwoodsonsr January 28, 2008