dick

a long hairy organ carried around by most males

hey look he has a tiny dick HAHA

by dickperson March 09, 2009

dicked on

if you get completely owned at somthing youve been dicked on.

a form of tea bagging but metaphorical

*head shot on COD4* ... omg you got dicked on!

or instead of you got wrecked... you got dicked on!

by Mr.CoolWaters August 15, 2008

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2008

Dick

The slang word for penis, used to spert out cum.

I fucked the chick and banged her in her ass with my Dick

by Mariokev June 20, 2009

dick

Another word for penis

used for sex

wat pussy likes

i felt the huge dick all over my pussy

that huge dick made me lose control

by angel gonzalez April 08, 2007

Dick

A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.

"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."

by TheHelpfulDoctor December 07, 2012

Dick

1. a penis
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side

I am a men and I have a dick.

by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho March 19, 2017