Derek

Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing.

"Hey, that person looks like a derek"

"What the derek are you doin'"

by Track00293 November 7, 2006

Derek

A Guy who is super sweet and used to ride a Ski Doo MXZ<3 Someone who i probably shouldn't have let get away. Real Carl?

You're such a buttercup, Derek!

by bttercup February 4, 2010

derek

Cha Cha Cha!

That derek was like Cha Cha Cha!

by Joseph Shazam June 29, 2009

Derek

To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking

Corr I'd derek over that slut

by Derek_Lover February 5, 2010

derek

A guy who fingers himself in the butt hole

"That Derek Kid is such a fag sticking his own finger in his butthole."

by J-money' September 28, 2017

Derek

Someone who like to play chicken with cars, but ends up getting dusted by them in the end.

Derek don't jay walk!... ahh Fuck.

by Bob12345h September 30, 2012

Derek

A lil' bitch

Derek the dick sniffer

by El Qoscar October 20, 2014