dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

Dense Yuri Harem Owner

Someone known as Fluff, Esiyx, and Esyix

"Wah i dont have a harem!!!"-Fluff-chan

Welp have to add Dense Yuri Harem Owner or it cant be added

by AsamiJR October 2, 2021

Denson

Denson is a very caring guy with lots of love. They are trustworthy people. They made friends easily and after all are became like a family

Denson the guy is beautiful and independent with strong leadership skills

by Hazel Grace Lancaster November 22, 2021

desen

Tall, rich and handsome in one package, though a careless savage at times; often roasts people without giving a fuck.

A Desen is someone who loves dank memes, Star Wars and communism at the same time.

Many would consider him attractive yet unapproachable; as he would always put on a face as cold as winter in Moscow.

Fluent in multiple languages, usually has Russian friends and loves a good vodka Martini; otherwise would spend Christmas in Australia, on a beach.

“Hey Desen, would you like a chocolate?”

“No I’m sweet enough, but thanks.”

by Desperadohe November 23, 2021

Dense of Humour

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

by Zentient_Being July 23, 2023

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021