Facebook Law Degree

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

36 degrees

Used to refer to two people who are not in good terms.

The origin is an indian phrase "chattis ka akada" because the letters 3 and 6 in Devnagari script (and to some extent in Latin too) looks like they have their backs to each other

Ever since the election, its been 36 degrees between McCain and Palin. Maybe it's because he denied Sarah Palin a speaking role on election night.

by thelastsaint April 11, 2009

Working on my masters degree

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

decrepiturd

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.

While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.

by drumdiva October 7, 2009

Sam DePree

an up and coming actress, best known for her youtube video "True Life: I have Trypanophobia" Also was seen in the stage productions of Annie Get Your Gun and A Streetcar Named Desire. Keep an eye out for her disguised as a sailor in Anything Goes this April!

Known throughout the hip hop industry as a white female rapper.

Appeared in TV shows on MTV.

Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh and clean,
Don't you think I'm so sexy, I'm just so Sam DePree

by StephenK February 27, 2009

Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!

by H421 February 27, 2017