fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation

-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!

by dildo777 June 1, 2019

get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

Dickhead

An Australian (yes Australian, not British) word that is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.

People who mistake Australian things for British things are complete Dickheads.

Saying "you are a Dickhead" is an example of being a Dickhead.

by Marquis forneus October 3, 2013

Dickhead

a person who thinks they are right all of the time despite actual correct facts which can contradict their beliefs they stand proud and believe/yell that they are right, they try to be the bigger man to smaller/skinnier kids/people; they tend to try and make fun of people who won't "fight back"

Oh man he was such a Dickhead to me I told him that the way you do the problem is this way and he said to me...NO IT'S THIS WAY! YOU FAGGOT! shut up!

by Jer-Hey!!! June 16, 2010

Dickhead

A person whose mother was a slut. The term dickhead is used because when the baby was in their mother and she was having sex, dicks would poke the baby in the head. Dickheads tend to have butt chins because the babies soft jawbone was getting poked by dicks which in turn left an indent.

Hey bro you better not fuck that girl, you don't want your son to be a dickhead.

Damn! Dicks must have been all up in that baby's face. Poor kids a dickhead.

by BMF Daddy October 15, 2011

Dickhead

Referred to some girls at our school who believe they are better than us because they have boyfriends and ugly faces.

People that Arnt dickheads normally have names such as Eb and steph

Oi, look at those dickheads.

There names must not be steph and Eb

by Assandtitties November 7, 2013

Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

by Lady D November 26, 2003