drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.

dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.

by xskwizmx March 16, 2010

drug dealer

1)A person who gets a bad rep from those who don't have an idea of what it's like to be forced into a situation where they have no other choice. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the "easy way out;" it's an extremely dangerous and scary lifestyle. However, after a certain amount of time in the game, drug dealers gain a false sense of invincibility and find themselves as addicted to serving the fiends as the fiends are to the product they serve. It's a vicious cycle because, once they get caught, they have a felony on their record and are thus unable to get a "legit" job so they often times fall back into the same old pattern. They're generally not bad people, most of them have good hearts and dreams just like the rest of us, but due to whatever circumstance, are forced into a lifestyle where they put their lives on the line on a daily basis. Maybe if this society was less capitalistic and more socialistic it would have less drug dealers.

2)The government.

1)Drug dealer -- Anthony just had a new baby boy and he wants to be there for his child. He tried putting in his applications to various establishments but no one seemed to hire him. He's attending college with hopes of being a teacher someday. However, his baby needs to eat RIGHT NOW so he goes out and serves a few fiends who are going to get it from someone else regardless, if not from him.

2) The C.I.A. controls the flow of coke into this country...but believe what you brainwashed muthafuckaz want.

by The Anonymous July 29, 2006

High School Dealer

Someone who sells drugs, mostly weed in a high school enviroment. Usually they do not weigh there product, and never have anything over a couple of dimes. Its best to avoid there product because from past experience it is usually shwag weed.

Jim: Hey man watsup, ill get a quarter
High School Dealer: the fucks that?
Jim: Ummmm...you know, a quarter of an ounce..
High School Dealer: So whats that 2 dimes?
Jim: You know what...on second thought, never mind

by 420alldayeveryday December 1, 2006

day dreamer

One who spends their day ignoring all around them. They usually have a fucked up life outside of their day dreams and feel the need to escape to a reality of their own.These day dreamers seem weird to people, somewhat like an outsider, because they dont willingly participate in social events. They are normally left alone even though they may need someone to come up and give them a reason not to have to day dream anymore, and actually get out there and enjoy their life for once. They day dream because what is actually happens is nothing compared to what they can conjure up in their imaginations.

The girl sat in the back of the class, in a desk of her own. Nobody talked to her, so she started to day dream. In her mind she was taken far away where nobody could hurt or bother her. Somewhere where she could belong.

She was a day dreamer............

by The girl with no face January 4, 2010

Dejamercial

The practice of seeing the same exact TV commercial immediately repeat itself.

Vince the Sham-Wow guy is getting a lot of airtime. His commercial played back-to-back... it's like dejamercial

by kevinjanko October 27, 2009

Dealershit

1) A dealership whose lounge area is smaller than the car you're buying (if they even have one at all).

2) A dealership in a small town, more than likely the ONLY one.

3) A dealership with a really terrible selection of cars, all used with really high mileage, rust and some body damage.

Rich - "Hey man, new hooptie?"
Derek - "Yeah, got it at Wilkin's Hyundai & Subaru."
Rich - "Man, that place is a rip-off! It's more like a dealershit!"

by 1 Angry Yob July 25, 2014

deadernshit

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

by Boots7 November 4, 2020