Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

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Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015

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dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.

Dessert before dinner?

by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016

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Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

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A beautiful young independent women who will achieve big dreams. She will also live a wonderful life.She carries a great fortune ahead. She does not take crap Frome anyone. She has a lot of secrets that she will only tell 2 people.

Try to be like "Dasier"...

by Dasier March 14, 2017

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