daft poo

The act of defecating while listening to Daft Punk

I took a great Daft Poo earlier, I was dancing like crazy.

by Snorglorf February 24, 2008

Daft get

Brummy slang for somebody who isn't only daft but is a stupid person. Thus them being a daft get. (like git)

Rich was being such a daft get earlier.

by helenabi August 14, 2019

Daft Slag

A promiscuous woman who partakes in somewhat ridiculous activities.

"Don't say ote you daft slag"

by AmyTheDisrespectDeemer January 22, 2020

Feeder Daft

'Feeders' refers to a decent pair of female breasts. Profound lovers of such may be referred to as feeder daft.

'Feeder daft' individuals may include those who are the other half of someone with HUGE feeders, or just simply folk who will do anything to get their head, or penis between a pair.

"Oooft he's feeder daft that boy"
"I'm feeder daft!"

by alh91 November 12, 2009

Daft bastard

A middle-aged british gambler

That's blackjack. I cant believe i just lost 700 to you, you daft bastard!

by HGHGHGHGHGHg July 3, 2015

Daft cow

Large fat woman who is dumb

Don’t be a daft cow Diane exercise

by Lil vegan January 17, 2018

daft fuck

a retarded fucker who is gay

why are you such an daft fuck dylan

by skeet skeet 1234205666789 November 4, 2019