rising damp

“Rising damp” is slang for a female trying to enter a broken hearted mans life after his wife dies, by slowly and painfully making him feel better about himself.

Janice pulled a “rising damp” on Bobby Bacala after his wife died, by bringing him food every night and giving him sexual favors.

by Brewhaha343 February 26, 2018

demph

A homonym with connotations of ace and terrible
A synonym for the word sick (slang) or calling something ghetto (slang).

that is demph! (that is ace/terrible, depending on the speakers context)

You are so demph!

Don't be jel, just be demph!

by RazzleKks123 January 28, 2012

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

Damper in my pamper

An expression of disappointment. Used mainly to express how the current situation effects your mood in a negative way, comparing it to that of a wet diaper.

That really puts a damper in my pamper.

by Joshua Barkdull August 11, 2004

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dempsey

Zhe absolute ugliest creature I have ever seen! Unt I have seen lots of ugly things! Dempsey (also known as Tank) is a US Marine unt all but he really is just annoying unt gets in my way, Taken and Nikolai are much better assets to zhe Treyarch Zombies Crew.

“Hello Dempsey... ah, it’s just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE!”

by TheDoctor935 November 27, 2018