Couser

A person that knows it all, But also blows it all.

Carrie was being a real couser at work today telling us how to do our job

by The comeback Kidd January 1, 2021

Ben Cousins Meal Deal

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.

Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.

by Macktown September 18, 2018

Garbage Pail Cousin

Your least favorite (or the most irrelevant) cousin. The term comes from the tv show "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia."

Tara:Have you seen Joey lately?
Sabrina:Ew,why would I want to? She's our garbage pail cousin.

by Please stop Doyle October 25, 2016

Eskimo Cousin

A guy who is Eskimo Brother's with someone that you are Eskimo Brother's with, but not for the same girl.

"Hey, you're Eskimo Brother's with Mikey? I'm Eskimo Brother's with Mikey! That means we're Eskimo Cousins! Fack yeah!"

by Control_sauce November 18, 2009

clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

by Anky33 February 16, 2013

My cousin Throckmorton

The coolest motherfucker in the world

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020

cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008