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yo quiero comer culo

According to Google Translate, this phrase means "I want to eat ass". Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life". I love you in Spanish is "te quiero".
Boy: Te quiero
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo
Related Words

Haga me arriba mi culo 

Spanish sentence meaning do me up my butt.
Haga me arriba mi culo puto!!

pirata de culo 

he got that booty doo on his weiner cause he's a pirata de culo
pirata de culo by piratatranny October 21, 2010

El culo menudo

Spanish for rosebud. When a butthole inverts and looks like tripas.
My favorite porn is El culo menudo
El culo menudo by Elculomenudo April 27, 2019

Un Culo Loco

The form of taking a body shot of tequila. The female participant has a line of salt poured below her butthole. A tequila shot is then poured into the anus, and a lime placed at the top between both cheeks. The other participant then licks the lime, slurps the shot out of the anus and finishes with no hands.
I went to a quinceañera and I asked if anyone wanted some Un Culo Locos. I was never invited back.

por el culo te la abrocho 

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.
Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!