the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava
by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009
Get the edward cullen mug.Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
by kelli8295 October 8, 2008
Get the Emmett Cullen mug.the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings
"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."
by LouisvilleKY502 January 4, 2012
Get the Cullen-freakout mug.The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.a vampire in the twilight series by stephanie meyer. waaaay hotter then edward, and edward is pretty much amazing all around(;
lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.
rosalie is his soul mate.
lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.
rosalie is his soul mate.
by anothertwilightfan December 17, 2008
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Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."
by Person123456789 November 24, 2006
Get the Alice Cullen mug.The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."
I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.
by Sandcracker January 12, 2010
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