Chackeny

A chackeny is defined as the distance at which a chicken remains picturesque
1 chackeny = 0.524 miles

That chicken is about a chackeny away

by htesss August 22, 2022

Cacklined

A word when you laughed/cackled so hard that you thought you passed away and flatlined. A contraction of cackle, and flatlined.

Kay: Talking about Julian from Ghosts BBC "Bro literally came and went."

Aimee: visibly passing away "HELP, I CACKLINED.

by Eztunias. October 3, 2023

Canadian Cacker

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.

"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"

by wmeditsk January 25, 2010

big cack

A penis so big it destroys anything it enters

Wow thas a big cack

by Pd935 September 30, 2017

mac n chack

A way of saying mac n cheese to boost your level of cool. People with little to no coolness will say "macaroni and cheese," those with average coolness will say "mac n cheese," and those who are overwhelmingly badass will say "mac n chack." Best if repeated several times.

A: oh, what should I have for dinner?
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!

A: Hey, dude, you forgot to clean the dishes... could you maybe-
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!
A: you know what? You are so cool for saying macaroni and cheese that way that I will do the dishes for you.
B: hell yeah, mac n chack.

A: Man, I've used all my moves on her, but she hasn't bit. I'm starting to get a litle worried.
B: well, have you cooked for her?
A: well, yeah, I mean, yesterday I made homemade mac n cheese for her, and-
B: see, theres your problem
A: what?
B: You're calling it mac n cheese. You'll get some for sure if you call it mac n chack
A: oh, hey, thanks man!

by Brigette April 20, 2008

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

coon cackin

when you have been up too long and are out wandering with out a purpose, sneaky like.

I had to work the graveyard shift and saw your uncle out coon cackin.

by karla and claudia January 9, 2008