A small... small... small.... SMALL.... county where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week. The people range from hillbillies to rednecks to wanna-be-gangstas and sport fanatics.
by LearnWhenLoveIsGone August 1, 2014
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This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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Shit, I got a hang-over from the pruno from that party in cell 13. I need some county menudo for the cruda.
by El Squires Drive May 17, 2006
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by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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Get the crusty poop mug.On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting
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