cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.

Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.

by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016

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Tom Cruise

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).

Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.

Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?

by Snappy July 6, 2005

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Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.

Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock

by immabenavy June 22, 2011

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filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.

Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.

by Gavin Spiller October 23, 2007

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