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cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.
Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.
by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016
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Tom Cruise

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
by Snappy July 6, 2005
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Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.
Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock
by immabenavy June 22, 2011
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filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.
Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.
by Gavin Spiller October 23, 2007
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booze cruise

to drink and drive, usually on back roads, with at least two other people.
Hey man we're goin' on a booze cruise, wanna come?
by itsallbindun May 24, 2003
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Tom Cruise

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.
Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.
by Horsiest Q. Ravishing July 19, 2005
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Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off
noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro
by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018
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