crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022

crud cutter

When a group of several friends collect their dick cheese, and cut it in with a few lines of coke.

Billy was doing Crud Cutter bumps off the toilet seat lastnight.

by dirstnam October 26, 2017

Crud Butter

The half used peanut butter/jam or spread that is whiped back into the container it came from when it is not used. The crud butter has usually touched toast or a bagel and is put back into the container with crumbs all over it.

Tom: "katie why do you alway's whipe the knife on the peanut butter, i hate crud butter."

by Luke Jay June 25, 2008

Crud Muffins

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

by Hitller Samules May 10, 2009

Gnarly cruds

Any type of dirty bits found in places where they shouldn't be. Extra large, dirty, or unusualy large amount of crud.

My roomate swept the floor and found gnarly cruds.

by LadyO March 2, 2009

minge crud

Scabby patches on the female pubic hair surrounding the vaginal entrance

"Mary your minge crud tastes funny"

by rick oli September 3, 2005

Crud Finger

A phrase that's used among farmers that refers to the dirt stain on the side of your fingers that doesn't wash off until winter.

Person 1: Hey have you found any way to get that dirt off your hands?

Person 2: No, that's crud finger, it won't come off until the winter.

by organicintern July 12, 2009