Barty Crouch Jr

A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.

When jism landed on my girlfriend's chin, she Barty Crouch Jr 'd it off.

by Trailhobbit90 November 19, 2018

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

crouching tiger

a term used for girls needing to squat to pee. hidden dragon is the peeping tom.

My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.

by constar630 August 6, 2009

coucher

someone that rides a sitdown type PWC (couch). typically clueless and lazy with no athletic abilities. a coucher will typically block the launch ramp with their rig as they stage, instead of pulling to the side to free the ramp (proper etiquette). after launching, they will usually go wide open throttle from the ramp, sending a wake through a no wake zone, thus slamming other vessels into the dock. after zooming at full speed, they will go to the largest group of people they can find and raise their buttocks high in the air as to signal, "hey, look at me... im a coucher!"

"oh, geez... here we go... here come a flock of couchers. protect whats yours."

by dicktionary writer February 2, 2010

couche rag

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011