Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

cooties

the thing that nick has!!

nick has cooties because he is a cootie man

by cerealforlife November 1, 2021

croties

this doesn’t actually mean anything it’s just a made up word boys say it to annoy girls

boy:you have got croties!! crotiesssss!!
girl:what does that mean?
boy:only the boys would know;) ifykyk

by darlinggal February 4, 2022

Cooties

is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.

don't touch him he got cooties.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.

Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!

by Cum Maker September 11, 2022