cripple cart cowgirl

A female riding a cripple cart.

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Nipple Cripple

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her

I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night

by joeytheleo December 11, 2010

Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot

Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 8, 2007

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011