At a diner or chain restaurant...
-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.
-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.
by eyeintheskeye October 31, 2009
Get the Crime got it mug."Crimewaver" (Noun) Derived from the word crimewave; is a noun used to describe a person who partakes in the act of "Crimewaving" (Verb).
A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.
A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.
"I am going to flip this city upside down. That's just what a crimewaver does."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."
by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023
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a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
Get the noff crime mug.is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine
by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010
Get the wine crime mug.Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009
Get the Happy Violent Crimes Day mug.A crime committed by an individual or a group for financial gain in which no citizen gets physically harmed or killed, the only victimization from these crimes are a financial loss from a corporation, a bank, or a government entity, which are usually justified by those committing these crimes because of how much those entities screw citizens on an everyday basis.
Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.
Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.
Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Billy Ray: Hey Jimbo, you ever heard of credit card skimming? We can go place these over the card readers at the corner store and have cvvs for days!! It's a victimless crime, definitely will not result in a trip back to the state pen for the 3rd time!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!
by SouthernWoodPecker May 15, 2022
Get the Victimless Crime mug.The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.
Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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