The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
by Holly M S April 24, 2010
Get the Crib Parademug. The best fucking building in the USA. Ideal for coming over to chill. Has a big ass swimming pool and a ton of crack to smoke with your friends.
by Infernooo_ November 19, 2020
Get the Fredo's cribmug. by moustache man and his trusty. October 9, 2009
Get the baby cribmug. Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005
Get the crib notesmug. a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 22, 2005
Get the crib lizardmug. by Alphonzo January 9, 2005
Get the crib snatchermug. Term used to describe a female who's only with a guy so she can get pregnant. Fucking off afterwards seems to be the norm.
by Well Hi There December 9, 2005
Get the crib diggermug.