Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

Nashville cream pie

After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.

Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie

by Rawdawg2023 May 10, 2023

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.

"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

by Shnikkes May 3, 2022

Cherry Cream Pie

When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie

Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night

Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time

Guy 1: Hell yeah

by yeeterthepeter April 8, 2019

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Cokenut Cream Pie

A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.

Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.

by Pops McCracken December 10, 2006