A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.
Craigslist is trash…
by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021
Get the Craigslist mug.When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.
Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".
Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"
Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"
by Mustacheman October 7, 2013
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IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.
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Get the craigslist tourettes mug.The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.
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Get the Craigslist throatcunt mug.An unattractive female. A play on the fact that most of the women with "looking for sex" posts on Craigslist are not very attractive.
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