covereaction

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.

Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.

by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020

COVID-19

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

I will infect you with the COVID-19

by duplik8 March 8, 2020

Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Covelled

an event will NOT take place due to Covid-19, Corona Virus, The Rona

2020 is so grim! Prom, graduation, concerts...everything has been covelled!

by CovelleNampa April 8, 2020

Connecticut cover up

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

COVID Fest

A gathering that occurs during the time of a global pandemic that completely disregards all of the scientific data and social distancing rules. Example: I would stay away from Sandra. I heard she was at a COVID Fest the other night.

We left just in time last night. The party turned into a real COVID Fest. By Saturday 23 people had tested positive.

by DustyToby August 19, 2020

Covid Baby

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023