cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.

Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.

by StillBorn April 29, 2003

cotton picker

A Black person. A reference to Africans, used as slave-labor, picking cotton on Southern United States plantations prior to the American Civil War (1861 - 1865).

No damn cotton picker's gonna date my daughter.

by Colonel Kernel March 6, 2008

cotton carl

To shit in a sock (prefferably a toob sock) and then swinging the sock hitting someone in the face

I gave Ryan a cotton carl because he was being a jackass.

by chris kristofferson April 7, 2007

cotton field

a large congregation of black people

look at that cotton field by the buffet at kfc.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 11, 2010

egyptian cotton

A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.

"This sheet made of egyptian cotton is superior to the others as it feels softer"

by Cazzaca May 27, 2006

Cottage Fire

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007