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Coronavirus 

A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.
Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.
Coronavirus by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020

Coronavirus 

The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.
Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.

Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
Coronavirus by Sephilin September 23, 2020

Coronavirus 

A deadly sickness that is easy to recover from but hard to battle
My mom has coronavirus but she is getting better
Coronavirus by anonymous October 13, 2020

Coronavirus 

The thing that ruined the world for a year and possible much longer.

Made in China!

Coronavirus 

A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.
My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.

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coronavirus by UwOそお November 17, 2020