Coronavirus

A virus appearing all over the news that isn’t going to last very long, because it’s Made in China

“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a word for long term gaming session, usually around 5-6 months long.

Hey Johnny wanna do a coronavirus during summer break?

by overTaxis April 19, 2020

Coronavirus

Real illness. Fake crisis.

This shelter in place order is too much. It’s coronavirus bullshit.

by NFLAMES666 April 8, 2020

Coronavirus

A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.

My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is a virus that causes people to go crazy and buy to much shit they don’t need and forces kids to do online school and not see their friends (but stay inside kids)

“the coronavirus drove the kids crazy as they wished to see their friends”

by stupidgirls862 May 16, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is what ruined our 2020, also know as “boomer remover”

“There is no example” “no example for
Coronavirus”

by TensionSNiiP3Zz June 13, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.

Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.

by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020