Coronavirus

A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies

coronavirus kills almost everyone in society

by SMH0318 April 7, 2020

Corontined

The act of social isolation during the Corona virus pandemic.

I have been corontined because I was exposed to or have contracted the Corona virus.

by CVernon March 22, 2020

Coronaphobic

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaville, USA

Slang for any town in the US that has a supercluster of COVID-19 cases putting it on the map.

Let’s just hope we don’t wind up hitchhiking straight into Coronaville, USA.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

corona dump

Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:

1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or

2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.

Due to social distancing this:

1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or

2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.

Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped

by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020

Corona Cork

That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.

I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.

by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020

Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.

Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.

by James Headfield March 14, 2020