I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.
by skanhai February 24, 2011

by Kate__dan April 29, 2020

When a woman has so many children that her vagina begins to resemble a dog's jowls, not unlike Hooch from the Tom Hanks film "Turner & Hooch".
by theuglystud August 3, 2010

One finding vaginal secretion under their nails when biting them after engaging in foreplay, either moments after or the morning after. Particularly common amongst chronic nail biters who don't wash their hands.
Johnny acquired a funny taste under his finger nails when biting them. He later came to realize it was cooch goop from the chick's coochie he had his fingers all up in the night before.
by juvas juice September 9, 2010

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.
by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016

by TizzyT July 6, 2011
