Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.
by The S Master June 13, 2021
1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.
2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).
2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).
by Charlize September 23, 2007
Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.
step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy April 25, 2011
marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy
they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat
after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat
after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.
Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
by berryfrusion June 15, 2009
a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age
by dEnIz March 14, 2005
dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)
(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up
by nevets_ September 9, 2023