broa constrictor

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

by broskie March 4, 2005

constirrhea

A combination of constipation and diarrhea, often experienced when having Crohn's Disease

I have to shit all the time but nothing comes out, must be constirrhea!

by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair July 24, 2007

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic May 9, 2011

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009