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Conservative

A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.

A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.
by black flag June 27, 2004
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Conservity

The act of kinda sorta being a "fiscal conservative" except when actual fiduciary responsibility conflicts with your asinine social morality.
When the president drained the secret service budget through extended vacations at his own private resorts, charging usury room rates to the people assigned to protect him, the conservity lineup on Fox and Friends said nothing.
by PavlovBadjewski August 21, 2017
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Conservatives

Usually meaning someone who wants to to conserve traditional policies or ideas. A conservative hogwarts teacher would probably want to keep using the sorting hat while new, more hip teachers might like to use a personality test made specifically for hogwarts students. A conservative in modern politics would probably want to outlaw gay marriage, in favor of traditional family values. Keep in mind that not all conservatives share the same opinions or ideas.
Did you hear conservatives are trying to outlaw gay marriage again?
by Starfish1818 October 14, 2020
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Conservative

"The good people"
"The rational thinkers"
"The right"
Considered the "old fashioned" party by opposing views.Often referred by others using blanket derogatory words such as "racist,sexist,bigoted,homophobic"in a maligning manner.Conservatives are often called the "Silent Majority"by the media.They believe in smaller government,Individual self reliance,lower taxes and rights of the Constitution (Including free speech).
Most good conservatives aren't part of any collective social organizations contrary to their liberal counterparts,Some believe in individualism.Most conservatives want to just live their lives unobtrusively,take care of their families,put their kids through college,volunteer for worthy causes.The conservative stereotype is White,Republican and Christian;nothing could be further from the truth,it's worldwide in every religion,race,gender and continent;It's a "state of mind" rather than a political alliance.Good conservatives are minimalists and non materialistic.
liberal gay person:We're Here,We're Queer,Get used to it!!!
Good Conservative:Yep,okey donkey,just keep it on your side of the fence and we'll get along juuuust fine.
liberal SJW:you know that the president is literally Hitler??!!
Good Conservative:uuuuh,maybe you need to study history more instead of relying on social media for facts and go hop on a plane to visit Auschwitz and Dachau,Then we'll talk when your eyes are finally opened.
by Ratherfish February 3, 2017
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Conservative

A word often misconstrued by anyone that his differing opinions. They are, in fact, not racist by definition, they don't, in fact, hate all gays by definition, and they don't want to kill people that don't have the same color skin as them. If they did than half the country would be running around trying to get up their body count.

A somewhat similar definition could be applied to liberal.
I walked by a conservative today. They were pretty much the exact same as me, but had different political opinions. I'm a minority and I was not shot.
by TryingToBeFair March 27, 2018
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Conservative

verb,
1. The act of purposely remaining ignorant and uneducated.

noun,
1. A state of being. Can cause victims to deny facts and phenomena despite overwhelming amounts of peer reviewed scientific evidence.
Examples of "conservative persons" include global warming skeptics, supporters of abstinence only education and believers in self-regulating corporations and banks.
by Ozzmotiar September 1, 2012
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Conservative

Those who believe in doing whats right and having a strong moral base. Those who believe in hard work and not being given everything by the government. The individual is the most important things to conservatives. They believe that the government isnt the answer to the problem but that government is the problem.
Liberal: The government should pay for my health care and we should tax everything.
Conservative: Stop buying weed you freaking hippy and maybe you can pay your medical bill. And give my money back so I can actually do something good with it instead of giving it to freaking drug addicts.
by reham10 August 4, 2005
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