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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

Thanks bro
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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conikes

Imagine Converse and Nike had a baby! Converse shoes and Nike socks or vise versa! Basically mixing both of the brands together.
Bro, are you wearing Conikes? That’s so radical!

Those Conikes look awesome bro!

Have you guys seen my Conikes?
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conitement

You accidentally ignore the "g", and a word breaks.
V: conite
Adj: conitive
Adv: coniting
Ivorie: It was a beautiful niht
Coato: It's "night" you bastard of conitement
by tildeman September 9, 2021
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Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
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Condimentation

The use of condiments to improve the taste or presentation of food.
I have to make sure my condimentation is on point.
by Christopher8600 June 9, 2022
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Coniferous

furtive,
shifty,
slippery,
sly,
sneaking,
sneaky,
stealthy.
Her coniferous behavior is going to get her a one way ticket to the nut hut.
by Yeaokaybye September 14, 2022
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