Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
by theCTrain July 7, 2011
Get the Coningmug. verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 21, 2005
Get the conedmug. A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.
Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.
Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.
by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004
Get the Conemug. by Anon_poster June 9, 2009
Get the conesmug. 
The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011
Get the Conedmug. The term that the youtuber DBG uses in NBA 2K for a 3&D player that does nothing except those two things on a court.
1. Lads lads lads opal Klay Thompson is a cone, you can save up to 100+k MT and pick up diamond Nick Batum.
2. One word - four letters - cone.
3. Lads lads you can tactically downgrade opal Ray Allen to his diamond version, they are both cones and you are getting 90% of the opal for less MT.
2. One word - four letters - cone.
3. Lads lads you can tactically downgrade opal Ray Allen to his diamond version, they are both cones and you are getting 90% of the opal for less MT.
by MaalikRichards June 17, 2020
Get the Conemug.