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Conundrumery

where the FBI provokes you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you to provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you.....etc....
I see the FBI are on that conundrumery again, pissing themselves off so they have a reason to be pissed off.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
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Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
by Old Bae December 3, 2017
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physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.
Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?
by Xeakae December 5, 2020
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Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022
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Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.
Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation
Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023
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