conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

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Concert Rape

Being jacked for a concert then having it suck so bad you physically thought you were being raped.

Man, Sean Kingston really concert raped me.

by Wolmy10 May 10, 2011

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A person or group of people you end up chatting with or befriending at a concert, that you never speak to again. You will probably just talk about said band and how great they are and compare notes as to how many times you've seen them. The friendship can begin on the beer line, on line for the bathroom or the general admission section when you are packed like sardines.

I pushed my way up to the front by myself and made concert friends that actually held my spot while I went to the beer line.

At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.

In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.

by nish3010 July 31, 2011

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cockerpoo

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"

"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"

by anonymous December 15, 2019

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