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conchs

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch

Plural / conchs
My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.
by B/Can May 17, 2018
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Conch

A slur used to refer to someone who’s a punk or a bitch
Jayden’s girlfriend cheat on him and he still took her bad he’s a conch.
by MoeshaBell January 9, 2022
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.
"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"
by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025
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Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift
Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know
by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020
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Conch🐚

A word used to describe Felton
by AmurDaddy September 16, 2020
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