Concert snob

A person who bashes all other concerts/venues except the one that he/she is going to. A concert snob always has to one-up others' musical preferences.

Jimmy: " Hey, I'm so excited for the concert this weekend, it's at ____"

Gunther: " Oh yeah? Well I'm going to the ____ concert and it's at the ____ and it's so much nicer and better and cooler than yours. And tickets were a million dollars."

Jimmy: " Stop being such a concert snob. You're pissing everyone off."

by qwertyhjk,m September 27, 2011

body concert

alternative name for the strip clubs

what happening tonight? nuttin' much biatch, just checkin out the local body concerts

by moa sam February 12, 2011

Concert Roulette

Picking a random concert based solely on the band's name and going, without knowing anything about the band.

I played concert roulette last night and ended up at a feminist punk rock band.

by angry_pooper September 06, 2014

adrenaline concerts

uk, liverpool based promotions company, helping unsigned bands.

adrenaline concerts,; live music events.

by Terry Harris October 14, 2007

Showerhead Concert

To put it lightly ... "self-love"

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!

by Chris9234 November 04, 2013

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

....................

Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 05, 2014