Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

by asir inasub March 3, 2008

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

conclusion

a written outro

"what's the word for an outro but it's written?" "a conclusion??"

by juck143 April 12, 2020