Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.

Look at that computer, he is so smart!

by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017

Computer

A machine used to create and store large amounts of information

I love using my computer

by Enderguy125 July 2, 2020

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015

Computer

An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.

Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!

by CSF219 July 25, 2015

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004