Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
by DieselPower333 August 04, 2010
"I was here studying first when a group of kids with Columbus Complexes came in & looked at me like I should leave"
"I was using this machine at the gym when a guy with Columbus Complex swooped in & used it without asking if I was done"
"I was using this machine at the gym when a guy with Columbus Complex swooped in & used it without asking if I was done"
by viv0vivi March 13, 2014
v., six columbused, six columbusing, six colubuses
To be infinitely delayed, move incredibly slowly, or be forever shelved.
To be infinitely delayed, move incredibly slowly, or be forever shelved.
We thought we had the funding but now the project is six columbused.
I thought we were going out this Friday night, but now she is six columbusing me.
I thought we were going out this Friday night, but now she is six columbusing me.
by mg73 June 21, 2006
A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.
Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
by Sir Goat May 30, 2022
According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 01, 2010
Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.
Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!
Stephen: Yes it does. I win.
Cole: What?! You can't do that!
Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.
Stephen: Yes it does. I win.
Cole: What?! You can't do that!
Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.
by Captain Rummidew June 11, 2010
Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
by Jesse November 19, 2003