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Coffee

(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"
by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 4, 2014
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Coffee

A caffeinated drink that comes in many varieties. It is usually quite bitter. E.g. Latte, Cappuccino, Mocha
Coffee shops are everywhere and you can pop in to get a nice drink. It is usually made with beans or granules and hot water. Coffee is drank all over the world.
I need COFFEE I'm so tired!
OOH there's a coffee shop over there! Fancy a cuppa?
by M-L December 13, 2016
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Coffee

Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”
by Dongleicious April 30, 2019
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coffee

by animefanlo September 26, 2021
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coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.
need coffee, coffee good.
by Minicoopstar11 August 7, 2016
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Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 9, 2021
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coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.
I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream
by me January 3, 2004
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