Coffee

A caffeinated drink that comes in many varieties. It is usually quite bitter. E.g. Latte, Cappuccino, Mocha
Coffee shops are everywhere and you can pop in to get a nice drink. It is usually made with beans or granules and hot water. Coffee is drank all over the world.

I need COFFEE I'm so tired!
OOH there's a coffee shop over there! Fancy a cuppa?

by M-L December 13, 2016

Coffee

It's like batteries, but for people.

Everyone shall die if I don't get my coffee soon

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

Coffee

Dirty bean water, addictive drug, stimulant

Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019

Coffee

A high powered, energizing, highly caffeinated drink that tastes amazing and delicious!! It just makes you want to get up and do everything if you have enough of it! Coffee is life and it is the best thing ever!! This beverage is usually drunk in the morning, but why not drink it all damn day long?! DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!! YOLO!!

Girl 1: "What the Hell is her problem?"
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"

Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."

by IttyBittyKitten16 June 26, 2017

coffee

definition of perfection in liquid form ^v^

I love coffee, its perfect.

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

by me January 3, 2004