A high powered, energizing, highly caffeinated drink that tastes amazing and delicious!! It just makes you want to get up and do everything if you have enough of it! Coffee is life and it is the best thing ever!! This beverage is usually drunk in the morning, but why not drink it all damn day long?! DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!! YOLO!!
Girl 1: "What the Hell is her problem?"
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"
Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"
Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."
by IttyBittyKitten16 June 26, 2017
by Minicoopstar11 August 08, 2016
(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"
by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 04, 2014
by IDIDATHING November 30, 2015
Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”
by Dongleicious April 30, 2019
Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 09, 2021
by me January 03, 2004