cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

no kit no clue

Used to refer to a n00b that forgot to buy a bomb defuse kit.

Originated from Counter Strike.

cuntstrikepro: omg disarm
n00b: what key do i press to disarm bomb lolz
cuntstrikepro: no kit no clue
n00b: #get out of there it's gonna blow#
cuntstrikepro has left the game

by ClouDstalker February 1, 2010

clue

Used by jokers on the internet to refer to an erection.

"Yeah she gave me a clue. She gave me a RAGING CLUE!"

XD

by TheWWEManiac October 18, 2006

booze clues

Collecting clues to try and remember what has occurred during a drunken blackout.

If I keep on drinking tonight I'll be playing booze clues tomorrow.

by cainsworld September 6, 2009

cluedart

someone who is clueless. this term originates in the united states air force basic training at lackland air force base in san antonio, texas.

can't you iron your uniform properly, you friggin cluedart!?

by John L. Meeks, Jr. October 27, 2005

cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

by rileymoore July 4, 2008

Cluelicity

a state of being clueless; a complete absence of awareness of the world in which they exist; a pervasive condition rendering a creature clueless and incapable of any cognitive functions or responses to events transpiring in their sphere of existence.

The person driving in the middle lane of an interstate doing 50 miles per hour in a 70 zone suffers cluelicity.

by Birder Emeritus June 21, 2015