climberfage

A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.

"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."

"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""

"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"

by Axiomaticc January 25, 2010

clumbersome

clumbsy to the point of being cumbersome to others; extremely physically awkward

Bubba got to trashed last night he was clumbersome.

by Water of wonder November 2, 2004

Ice Climbers

Middle tier fighter(s) in SSBM. They are weak individualy, but can do some serious damage if you can use them right. On and tiny level with a high item rate, they will dominate.

"Oh! F-zero, high items! Shotgun Ice Climbers!"

by Matt March 17, 2005

Clambering

Complaining and/or joking around

Quit clambering and do your job.

by nonamenigga- November 18, 2016

Clumberbus

A bus that you initially thought might be awesome. Only to find out later it was filled with balls and broken dreams.

Hey Sambone did you have fun on the clumberbus?

Nah man turns out it was full of balls and sadness!

by The twisted philosopher January 21, 2017

clooberg

To be a seeker of attention and Soically awkward at the same time.

Did You see that clooberg over there

No that’s Jake

by Alexhiggins 12 June 20, 2018

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020