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climate-paralyzed

If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.
"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.
by felex December 12, 2022
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Climate Balling

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.
Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.
by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018
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Climatic

When a girl decides to me very dramatic with her orgasm climax’s.
She was being very climatic in bed last night
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Climate

Climate is the average weather that happens in a certain location.
The climate in Florida is hot
But the climate in Canada is cold
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In the current climate

Someone who tries to show their intelligence by saying current climate, instead of 'currently' or 'at the moment' . Also normally used way too many times within a conversation.
Gerald wants to sell his house, it is massively over priced but in the current climate everyone needs a house to live in. Current climate, current climate.
by Dirtyracoonpanda10 September 22, 2022
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climate action

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change
I joined extinction rebellion and 350 because I wanted to get more involved in climate action.
by anonymous March 8, 2022
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Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 3, 2024
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