Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.

Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!

by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010

Limp Cleveland

When a male human inserts his fully erect penis into the anus of his partner. Upon full insertion into the anus, the erect penis is kept still without stimulation until it becomes fully flacid, at which point his partner defecates out his flaccid penis.

I tried the ol' limp cleveland on becky last night. I ended up getting a little more than I expected.

by CraigFromIT August 29, 2016

cleveland sunrise

The act of defecating in your friends toilet at night and neglecting to flush it so they have a nice surprise waiting for them when they go to use the restroom the next day.

Jesus Christ what's that smell? Looks like Carl left me a cleveland sunrise again.

by CarterLakeThug April 18, 2015

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.

Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street

by stephen deschain November 26, 2006

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Dreamer

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer on an unconscious person.

The bitch passed out so I gave her a Cleveland Dreamer.

by scp333 March 21, 2009

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007