Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap

Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts

by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024

Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

clart

the favourite word as a substitute for kill by famous youtuber tommyinnit

"im going to clart you wilbur"

by TobyClaesson June 3, 2021

Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s

Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up

by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021

Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 9, 2021