shit clap

a fart that fills the room with beautiful dissonance.

JLAKDFSDSHGJFHGSDJHGFJSDHGFJHSGDJHFGJSDHgFJHSDGJFHg is pretty much the best replication of the sound i can do through typing.

woah did you hear that shit clap? i masturbated to it! thats how good it was!

by fatchinese April 21, 2009

slight clap

Someone that’s easy to smash

Damn that girl Jennifer was a slight clap. It’d only been a day!

by Namar Garza June 10, 2018

sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Snow Clap

The act of clapping with jizz on your hands

oi lads, you wanna see a snow clap?

by Snow Clapper June 10, 2019

silhouette clap

The act of making a clapping gesture without producing any sound.

Person A: So you did go to the K-Pop concert?
Person B: Yeah. I mean, Person C bought tickets for both of us, and it would be rude to turn down free tickets.
Person A: But you hate K-Pop.
Person B: I just gave a silhouette clap after each performance. We were in a crowd, so she didn't notice.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024