clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

clackity clack

to type or more specifically to send someone an email.

I'll clackity clack you the details later on.

by bdunn August 26, 2006

clacker

a Chinese Redneck

We saw two clackers buying bulk paper towels.

by Tomminator October 30, 2011

clacker

Testicle (singular of "clackers")

(See: "clackers")

by pr1mal August 22, 2003

clacker

Kentish slang for pastry, usually undercooked.

I'll make the pie filling, you make the clacker

by Miles Harrison December 9, 2008

loose clacker

easy women around town on a saturday night

"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"

by Trickster5282 April 28, 2007