circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.

Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.

by Awwtism December 23, 2018

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

national circumcision day

on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you

federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it

by Federico57 February 15, 2023

Circumcussion

When you're getting head and you smack the back of their head all the way down on your cock, concussing them, and then as you throw them off of you the momentum snaps their jaw shut just enough to circumcise you.

I watched them doing a circumcussion like a closeted mohel on a European gigolo.

by KonchDavidianNutriaKebab February 1, 2022

circumsize

1. The belief that circumcision (removal of the foreskin from the penis) will increase penis size. This may come from the fact that the penis becomes more defined after circumcision and has the appearance of being larger especially the penis head.
2. An alternate spelling of the past tense of circumcision (circumcised).

I really like how my dick is circumsize. It totally hangs now.

by playcub April 20, 2014